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So yesterday it comes out that Wynn resorts is suing Sir Charles Barkley for a $400,000 outstanding gambling debt. He has admitted in the past to losing at least $10 milllon gambling over his career but this time he still hasn’t settled up with the house. Watch out Barkley or Steve Wynn will buyout TNT and then fire your ass. He’s powerful that way. Of maybe he’ll get the Oceans 11,12,and 13 crews and rob your ass. Either way you lose. Just pay up cause felonies suck. Plus it will get you even more bad press.

Bloomberg Article on Suing Barkley

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We here at The Real Shiz make no effort to be politically correct. It’s not fun and it’s not us. So if you don’t like what we write than kiss our ass

Anyways here is a link to an article explaining how it It Don’t Pay To Be Gay. We thought it was funny that being in a gay relationship doesn’t up your earnings any. But married people do make more than single. Hmmm….so maybe you shouldn’t come out of the closet after all. Or maybe you should go to counseling. Or just stay gay and be a broke ass prima donna.

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Holy crap. Who wants a lighthouse? I do its just that the bidding got out of hand on this one. Its actually pretty sweet. The government apparently is selling quite a few of them right now. Never would have guessed but it is way cool. Who doesn’t want their own island? I wonder what improvements you are allowed to make? If I had a boat and could pick up a lighthouse for a good 10-50K it would be sweet to build a big dock/deck around it. You would have the ultimate boaters BBQ location. You could even do a little restaurant out on in the high seas. The ultimate little honeymoon hideaway or whatever.

Yeah I the category for this is housing. If your you bought a boat, 2 beemers, and a huge house that you cant afford now that your ARM reset then you should sell the beemers, buy a lighthouse and no creditor will ever come looking for you. Or at least they won’t be able to get out there too easy.

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Ok so maybe not an actual dog.  But when you are on TV you can’t be saying stuff like “nigger” which he apparently did in a taped phone conversation with his son Tucker.  The “Dog” apparently was un happy with his sons choice of a girlfriend and was trying to get him to break up with her.   Dog has apologized and says he is not a racist.  He says he just got really pissed and while in a heated moment used some inappropriate language and remarks which he wishes he could take back.

Well he can’t really take them back and in the meantime A&E has put the show on suspension.  They say it is not canceled but that they need to investigate  the matter before preceding further.  Yeah what do you want to bet they cancel it.

What I find amazing is how stupid his son is.  He sold a tape to a tabloid for an unknown sum of money (supposedly a lot of money).  But what do you think his dad or A&E would have paid for it instead?  Personally if I hated my dad or anyone else enough to try and ruin their life in the public eye I would make a better longer lasting buck.  After recording it he should have called his dad back up, played it over the phone, and then said I get 50% of your take from all your “Dog” business.”  My guess is that it is a fair chunk of change.  Then I would have called A&E producers and said I want a cut of your part as well.  Pay me or the “Dog” is essentially over.   But hey this kid is a dumbass which isn’t a huge surprise.  I mean come on his dad is known as “The Dog.”

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You may have just said “what the hell” out loud at your office as you read the title but seriously they are worried that there is a wild African Lion out in West Virginia.  Some Broker guy named Angus Peyton is offering $3000 to anyone who captures it alive.  he doesn’t want anyone to shoot it.

I tell you what I wouldn’t shoot it unless I was scared of my life but that shiz is weird.  And bless their hearts but I can’t see some backhills guy in West Virginia see a lion and just say whoa look at that.  It will probably be shot soon now that word is out that it exist.

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Yes, seriously this is possible!  It is obviously very complicated but it appears as thought the military now has the technology to make vehicles all chameleon like and damn near disappear.   James Bond has nothing on free markets and the US Army.  The big green machine makes things dissapear by having it covered in screens and cameras.  They take the image from one side of the vehicle and show it on the other side so that if you look at it you think you are seeing right through it.  Obviously it is not 100% invisible but about a billion times more effective than camo.  So what does it look like?  Think Predator 1 yes, the one with the Guvvenator and Jesse “The Body and Governor” Ventura.  Before Arnold said “If it bleeds we can kill it” the Predator hid out 10 times better than any chameleon but wasnt 100% invisible.

Now they are just waiting for the technology to be reliable.

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There was an earthquake in San Jose, California earlier today.  It hit 5.6 on the Richter scale which  while not really bad is more than just a minor rumble.  Stay tuned for more news on this earth shaking event.

The Man who used Craigslist to get a babysitter and kill her has been named.  Michael John Anderson has been charged in the killing of Katherine Ann Olson in Savage, Minnesota.

The sick bastard said that he was there when she was killed but that a friend did it because he thought it would be funny.  I hope they both think it is funny to get butt raped in prison every day for the rest of their pathetic sad lives.

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It appears as though the Iraqis don’t care that a huge dam outside of Mosul is ready to collapse.  The United States gave them money to fix it but as of yet they have not done a thing.  Officials say that if the damn breaks it will unleash a 65 foot wave onto the city of Mosul.  Probably killing thousand of people.

Iraq officials claim that there are no problems and that they are dealing with it but US observers say they haven’t done a thing and that it has been plagued with politics and corruption.

Good Luck Mosul

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You may have heard the BS spewing from the Iraq Prime Minister a month ago about kicking out Blackwater because of a shooting incident.  Of course his spin was that they shot several innocent civilians.  Anyone who read the reports knows they counter ambushed their ambushers.  Basically they got the drop on some poor terrorist bastards and killed them.  But the Prime Minister worked his own spin on the whole thing and caused a huge problem.

Here is the funny part.  They want Blackwater out and a criminal investigation but the US State Department already gave them immunity.  What does that mean?  It means that They aren’t getting in trouble.  So now the controversy is who gave them and why did they give them immunity.  Duh, its because they were protecting US assets and they had some of them with them.  They were working directly for the State Department.

We will cover more of this later here at The Real Shiz.